Erudite Relics of Loc Huu Ho

One night, when his charge was pretty high, Microfarad decided to seek out a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milliamps and took her for a ride on his mega cycle. Around the series circuit, they went across the wheatstone bridge, down through the sine waves and finally stopped in a magnetic field besides a flowing current.

Microfarad was attracted by Milliamp’s characteristics and curves and so had her fully charged on some electrolyte. He exited her resistance to minimum, laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage tube and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short-circuiting her resistance. Read the rest of this entry »

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
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