Erudite Relics of Loc Huu Ho

One night, when his charge was pretty high, Microfarad decided to seek out a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milliamps and took her for a ride on his mega cycle. Around the series circuit, they went across the wheatstone bridge, down through the sine waves and finally stopped in a magnetic field besides a flowing current.

Microfarad was attracted by Milliamp’s characteristics and curves and so had her fully charged on some electrolyte. He exited her resistance to minimum, laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage tube and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short-circuiting her resistance.

Fully excited, Milliamps signed, “OHM! OHM!”. Microfarad, his tube operating at maximum electromatic force had her field vibrating with current, which caused her shunt to over heat. Microfarad’s cell rapidly discharged, drawing off every electron.

They fluxed on all night trying various connections and sockets until his magnet developed a soft iron core and lost all its field strength.

Afterwards, Milliamps tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Microfarad was unable to excite his field. So they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and ended up by blowing eachother’s fuses.